clowns don't bounce.
ganks
clowns don't bounce.
vctorious characters as demigods
andre harris → son of apollo (god of music, healing, plague, prohecies, poetry, and archery)
jade west → daughter of ares (god of war, bloodlust, violence, manly courage, and civil order)
beck oliver → son of aphrodite (goddess of love, beauty, and desire)
tori vega→ daughter of athena (goddess of wisdom, warfare, battle strategy, heroic endeavour, handicrafts and reason)
robbie shapiro → son of hermes (messenger of the gods, god of travel, messengers, trade, thievery, cunning wiles, language, writing, diplomacy, athletics, and animal husbandry, and guide to the underworld)
cat valentine → daughter of iris (goddess of the rainbow and messenger of the gods)
sinjin van cleef → son of hephaestus (god of technology, blacksmiths, crafts, and volcanoes)
trina vega → daughter of atê (goddess of delusion, blind folly, and rash action)
erwin sikowitz → son of dionysus (god of wine, theater, and ecstasy)
victorious characters and their disney counterparts
beck oliver → aladdin (aladdin)
jade west → megara (hercules)
andre harris → scat cat (the aristocats)
tori vega → esmeralda (the hunchback of notre dame)
robbie shapiro → chicken little cluck (chicken little)
cat valentine → ariel (the little mermaid)
sinjin van cleef → dopey (snow white and the seven dwarfs)
trina vega → charlotte ‘lottie’ la bouff (the princess and the frog)
erwin sikowitz → rafiki (the lion king)
ship: jade/andré
rating: M for sex
summary: she always knew andré was a giver.
a/n: um…. idk why i have such a jandré muse but i regret nothing. i promised a few people i’d try to not depress them so here’s my attempt~. also listen to shake it while you read, it was on repeat while i wrote.
ship: jade/andre (mentions of bade/tandre)
rating: m bc idk man
summary: how can it be anything but okay to love Jade West?
a/n: i strongly suggest listening to this as you read so you can experience ALL OF THE FEELINGS.
ship: jade/andre (mentions of beck/jade and tori/andre)
rating: M i guess?
summary: Jade’s not sure what they are but she’s enjoying it even if deep down it feels wrong to her. She’ll just ignore it because it’s nice to not feel lonely.
a/n: title is from you and i and its for brea weeeeeee.
day 14: your favorite tori moment: catherine obvious (survival of the hottest)
jade: we gotta get outta here.
day 12: your favorite robbie moment: broken glass (the diddly bops)
it’s fun to run, it’s fun to play it’s fun to make things out of clay
it’s fun to fill your car with gas it’s fun to break…. things made of glass!
broken glass can cut your hand and then you’ll bleed across the land
broken glass is not a food so don’t you listen to some dude
who says put cheese on broken glass and make a sand a wich
out of broken glass
let’s sing a song about broken glass i’ll help you write it after class
there is no song that can surpass the song we sing
about broken glass
HARMONICA SOLO!
day 10: your favorite andre moment: andre trolling with his casio (beck’s big break)
andre: you know what’s great about movies? the musical score. whenever stuff happens, you always hear the perfect music to go with it.
day 09: your favorite jade moment: jade reveals beck’s ‘secret’ (beggin on your knees)
jade: i’m just sayin’
day 07: your favorite season two moment: jade singing for andre (jade gets crushed)
jade: what’d you think?
andre: …
jade: you liked that?
andre: mmhmm.
