clowns don't bounce.
ganks
clowns don't bounce.
vctorious characters as demigods
andre harris → son of apollo (god of music, healing, plague, prohecies, poetry, and archery)
jade west → daughter of ares (god of war, bloodlust, violence, manly courage, and civil order)
beck oliver → son of aphrodite (goddess of love, beauty, and desire)
tori vega→ daughter of athena (goddess of wisdom, warfare, battle strategy, heroic endeavour, handicrafts and reason)
robbie shapiro → son of hermes (messenger of the gods, god of travel, messengers, trade, thievery, cunning wiles, language, writing, diplomacy, athletics, and animal husbandry, and guide to the underworld)
cat valentine → daughter of iris (goddess of the rainbow and messenger of the gods)
sinjin van cleef → son of hephaestus (god of technology, blacksmiths, crafts, and volcanoes)
trina vega → daughter of atê (goddess of delusion, blind folly, and rash action)
erwin sikowitz → son of dionysus (god of wine, theater, and ecstasy)
victorious characters and their disney counterparts
beck oliver → aladdin (aladdin)
jade west → megara (hercules)
andre harris → scat cat (the aristocats)
tori vega → esmeralda (the hunchback of notre dame)
robbie shapiro → chicken little cluck (chicken little)
cat valentine → ariel (the little mermaid)
sinjin van cleef → dopey (snow white and the seven dwarfs)
trina vega → charlotte ‘lottie’ la bouff (the princess and the frog)
erwin sikowitz → rafiki (the lion king)
one time, my brother wanted to make his brain into ice cream so he put his head in the freezer. i had to pull him out.requested by an anon
day 20: something you wish would happen but probably won’t - beck finding out about andre being in love w/ jade (bc lets face it he still is idc) and writing 365 ways about her
beck: you wrote that song about my girlfriend?!
andre: i had to! I WAS WONKY!
tori: ..uh oh
day 14: your favorite tori moment: catherine obvious (survival of the hottest)
jade: we gotta get outta here.
day 13: your favorite trina moment: fighting with perez hilton (wi-fi in the sky)
trina: i got his camera.
tori: why?
trina: ‘cause tomorrow i’ll email him say i found his camera and he’ll be so grateful when i give it back that he’ll write about me in his blog and i’ll be famous.
tori: whatever happened to getting famous for having some talent?
trina: talent has nothing to do with being famous.
day 12: your favorite robbie moment: broken glass (the diddly bops)
it’s fun to run, it’s fun to play it’s fun to make things out of clay
it’s fun to fill your car with gas it’s fun to break…. things made of glass!
broken glass can cut your hand and then you’ll bleed across the land
broken glass is not a food so don’t you listen to some dude
who says put cheese on broken glass and make a sand a wich
out of broken glass
let’s sing a song about broken glass i’ll help you write it after class
there is no song that can surpass the song we sing
about broken glass
HARMONICA SOLO!
day 09: your favorite jade moment: jade reveals beck’s ‘secret’ (beggin on your knees)
jade: i’m just sayin’
pilot (special extended version)
