clowns don't bounce.

yunogiveitup:

[Earlier in the season] Jade in Beck Falls for Tori: *imitating Tori* “Well maybe you’ll meet a handsome young doctor, get married and share a soda pop!” 

So Tori wants to marry Jade and/or Jade wants to marry Tori? This was like a proposal and we all missed how eagerly Jade accepted it. 

vctorious characters as demigods

andre harris → son of apollo (god of music, healing, plague, prohecies, poetry, and archery)

jade west → daughter of ares (god of war, bloodlust, violence, manly courage, and civil order)

beck oliver → son of aphrodite (goddess of love, beauty, and desire)

tori vega→ daughter of athena (goddess of wisdom, warfare, battle strategy, heroic endeavour, handicrafts and reason)

robbie shapiro → son of hermes (messenger of the gods, god of travel, messengers, trade, thievery, cunning wiles, language, writing, diplomacy, athletics, and animal husbandry, and guide to the underworld)

cat valentine → daughter of iris (goddess of the rainbow and messenger of the gods)

sinjin van cleef → son of hephaestus (god of technology, blacksmiths, crafts, and volcanoes)

trina vega → daughter of atê (goddess of delusion, blind folly, and rash action)

erwin sikowitz → son of dionysus (god of wine, theater, and ecstasy)

my favorite caps, victorious, 2.05 - prom wrecker

(Source: christopherkellers)

victorious characters and their disney counterparts

beck oliver → aladdin (aladdin)

jade west → megara (hercules)

andre harris → scat cat (the aristocats)

tori vega → esmeralda (the hunchback of notre dame)

robbie shapiro → chicken little cluck (chicken little)

cat valentine → ariel (the little mermaid)

sinjin van cleef → dopey (snow white and the seven dwarfs)

trina vega → charlotte ‘lottie’ la bouff (the princess and the frog)

erwin sikowitz → rafiki (the lion king)

The Breakfast Club episode.

finnickodairs:

25 DAYS OF VICTORIOUS: DAY NINE:
your favorite jade moment

Sikowitz: Sweet farm girl, would you mind getting that tray of quesadillas from the kitchen?
Jade: Why I wouldn’t mind at all!
Sikowitz: Oh wait that tray just came out of the— -Jade picks up the tray and screams- oven…
Jade: My goodness that tray was hot. Well lookie there! My skin’s starting to blister. And I do believe that is the sweet smell of my burning flesh.
Sikowitz: Jade… Perhaps I should drive—
Jade: Who’s Jade?! My name is Betty Sue Goldenheart. A happy farm girl who is experiencing extreme pain right now.
Sikowitz: And yet, she never broke character.
Jade: MOVE THIS CAR!
Sikowitz: You broke character!

(Source: christopherkellers)

catthereindeer:

25 DAYS OF VICTORIOUS: DAY ONE:
your favorite character: cat valentine

Cat: What’s that supposed to mean?! 

(Source: christopherkellers)

ship: jade/andré

rating: M for sex

summary: she always knew andré was a giver.

a/n: um…. idk why i have such a jandré muse but i regret nothing. i promised a few people i’d try to not depress them so here’s my attempt~. also listen to shake it while you read, it was on repeat while i wrote.